Doing this column, one would assume that I was a serious, solemn, even grave person. But, that doesn't define me at all. I am usually too ready to laugh, I love the Dilbert comic strip, and when I am near a TV (we don't have one) I watch Home Improvement. I can imitate almost anyone's voice, from Elmo of Sesame Street fame (for my kids) to Elvis "He's Been Spotted Again" Presley (for my mother in law). And if you think I will put those on a .wav file, you must be dreaming!