The S Files

I thought you might like to see the contents of my Signature File. For newbies, a Signature File is a file filled with closing remarks to add to your email and news posts. It can be funny, poignant, or downright obnoxious, but seeing one's signature files gives you a pretty good idea of who you're dealing with. With that in mind...here is a peek into the Subliminal Valerie. If you want to pilfer...I mean use...any of these for your own email or news, feel free.

• "In every abortion, something living is killed. That is an indisputable biological fact; not a moral judgment."
  -George F. Wilson

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• If your absence won't make a difference, your presence won't either.

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• Never argue with a fool! People may not see the difference!

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• The Bahai religion says that God is unknowable;
  the Bible says, "This is eternal life that they might know you,
  and Jesus Christ whom you have sent."

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• The Church is the only society on earth that exists for its non-members.

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• You are as close to God now as you want to be.

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• Communism says, "A new coat for every man."
  Jesus Christ says, "A new man in every coat."

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• Deny Genesis and you deny the deity of Jesus Christ who believed the account.

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• "There is enough dust on some of your Bibles to write 'damnation' with your finger."
  --CH Spuregon

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• I never used to finish sentences, but now I

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• Any tool dropped while you are fixing a car
  will always roll beneath the exact center of the vehicle.

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• Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden.
  It is forbidden because it is hurtful.

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• A man may go to Heaven without health, without riches, without honors, without learning, without friends....but he can never go there without Christ.

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• "I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just."
  -- Thomas Jefferson

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• Abraham Lincoln: "Sir, I am not concerned as to whether God is on my side;
  what concerns me is, am I on God's side, for God is always right."

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• A man who was merely a man and said the things Jesus said wouldn't be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic on the level of a man who says he's a poached egg, or else he would be the devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this was and is the Son of God or else a mad man or something worse. You can shut Him up for a demon or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God, but don't let us come up with any patronizing nonsense about Him being a great moral teacher--He hasn't left that alternative open.
  - C.S. Lewis

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• Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.
  --Groucho Marx

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• Don't wait for a hearse to take you to church.

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• "Until a man has found God and been found by God, he begins at no beginning, he works to no end. He may have his friendships, his partial loyalties, his scrapes of honor. But all these things fall into place, and life falls into place, only with God."
  -- H. G. Wells

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• If it is painful for you to criticize someone, you are usually safe in doing it. If you take pleasure in it, hold your tongue.

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• Most cosmologists (scientists who study the structure and evolution of the universe) agree that the Genesis account of creation, in imagining an initial void, may be uncannily close to the truth. (Time, December, 1976)

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• Martin Luther: "If I were God, and the world treated me as it treated Him, I would kick the wretched thing to pieces."

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• If your troubles are deep seated, or long standing, try kneeling.

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• Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, lumbago, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times.

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• "I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go."
  --Abraham Lincoln

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• "God creates out of nothing. Therefore, until a man is nothing, God can make nothing out of him."
  -- Martin Luther

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• You know you're getting older when you get out of the shower and you're glad the mirror is all fogged up.

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• "Man must stop attributing his problems to his environment, and learn again to exercise his will - his personal responsibility in the realm of faith and morals."
  -Albert Schweitzer

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• Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job.

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• Right is right, even when everyone is against it.
  Wrong is still wrong, even if everyone is for it.

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• Sceince is man's feeble attempt to find out what God already knows.

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• Those who are tired of having the Gospel "rammed down their throats" ought to shut their mouths so that it won't go down their throats. (See James 1:19)

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• Mohammed: "My teachings lead to the attainment of truth."
  Buddha: "The truth has been revealed to me."
  Jesus: "I am the truth."

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• If you have an unpleasant neighbor, the odds are that he has one too.

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• The Koran: "The door is closed and the way is barred."
  Jesus Christ: "I am the Way...I am the Door."

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• After you lose membership in it, the younger generation seems pretty bad.